Paris Olympics opening ceremony ‘disappointing as a day-old Coles croissant’
The opening ceremony of the Paris Olympics looked promising, but fans around the world were served a spectacle as disappointing as a day-old Coles croissant. The thing about these events? The host country has to bow to its tasteless stereotypes. We don’t want stylish and sophisticated. No, no. We want trés lame. The brief for … Read more